Ko elektriskais vads teica otram?

elektriskais joks

Vai jūs kādreiz esat domājis domāt par to, ko elektriskais vads var pateikt otram? Nu, man ir joks, lai jums pateiktu, ka tas jums liks labi smieties!

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Elektriskais vads pārdzīvoja grūto laiku un nolēma izlaist kopā ar savu draugu. Viņš teica:

“Es pēdējā laikā jūtos ļoti piekrauts, es vairs nevaru uztvert šo spriedzi!”

Otrs elektriskais vads, mēģinot uzmundrināt, atbildēja:

“Neuztraucieties, tāpēc jūs atradīsit pareizo pretestību, un viss būs vieglāks!”

Un tā, elektrības vadi turpināja vadīt enerģiju un savstarpēji jokot.

Kāpēc elektriskie vadi neprecējas? Jo viņi nevar atrast stabilu savienojumu!

Kāda ir elektrisko vadu iecienītākā filma? “Laba ķēde”!

Kā elektriskie vadi sveica sevi? Ar roku šoku!

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Kāpēc elektriskie vadi neprecas?	jo viņi nevar atrast stabilu savienojumu!
Kāda ir elektrisko vadu iecienītākā filma?	“Laba ķēde”!
Kā sveic elektriskos vadus?	ar roku šoku!